gnarly:

when baes pussy doesnt taste like pepsi cola

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banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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forgive me father for i have no gf

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queennavidean:

pokemon-global-academy:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

my

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dont

my

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dont

my

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dont want none unless you got

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hun

my arbok don’t, my seviper don’t, my serperior don’t want none unless you got buneary bunnelby hun? 

Same

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via urbran)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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